This age-old question is a tricky one. Why indeed did the chicken cross the road?
Was he tired of living on the run-down side of the road, were his going to pick up his chicks from soccer practice, or maybe he was sleepwalking?
We may never know the answer. See what people like Mark Twain, Aristotle and Darth Vader think the reason is as to why the chicken crossed the road. Who do you think is right?
Because his wife lived across the road. -- O.J. Simpson
He cwossed the woad to kill the wabbit. -- Elmer Fudd
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